(Anonymous_User43313): you suck. (Anonymous_User43313): take your shirt off you sexy little whore! (Anonymous_User43313): take your shirt off you sexy little whore! (Anonymous_User43313): we're talking about how big of a dork you look like over on fark.com. Everybody agrees you need to change your hairstyle and possibly shave as well. Also what's up with that dorky looking shirt? (Anonymous_User43313): we're talking about how big of a dork you look like over on fark.com. Everybody agrees you need to change your hairstyle and possibly shave as well. Also what's up with that dorky looking shirt? (Anonymous_User43313): we're talking about how big of a dork you look like over on fark.com. Everybody agrees you need to change your hairstyle and possibly shave as well. Also what's up with that dorky looking shirt? (Anonymous_User43313): One more thing, fark.com thinks that you need a date. It's almost three a.m. over there and what are you doing? Sitting at home, alone, watching fark fuck up your site. You poor lonely bastard. (Anonymous_User43313): One more thing, fark.com thinks that you need a date. It's almost three a.m. over there and what are you doing? Sitting at home, alone, watching fark fuck up your site. You poor lonely bastard. (Anonymous_User43313): One more thing, fark.com thinks that you need a date. It's almost three a.m. over there and what are you doing? Sitting at home, alone, watching fark fuck up your site. You poor lonely bastard. (Anonymous_User43313): What you don't realize is that we are laughing AT you, not WITH you. You look like a geek and I bet you smell funny too. (Anonymous_User43313): May I just say that you do a damn good impression of a dork. (Anonymous_User43313): If I give you five dollars, will you go away? (Anonymous_User43313): I will defeat you with my 6d4 battleaxe! Feel my wrath, foolish hobgoblin! (Anonymous_User43313): dignity. (dgn-t) n. 1. The quality or state of being worthy of esteem or respect. 2. Inherent nobility and worth: the dignity of honest labor. 3. a. Poise and self-respect. b. Stateliness and formality in manner and appearance. 4. The respect and honor associated with an important position. 5. A high office or rank (Anonymous_User43313): So besides being 40 and living at home with your parents, what else do you do? (Anonymous_User43313): Greetings from fark.com. Fuck you. (Anonymous_User43313): WHY AREN'T YOU NAKED (Anonymous_User43313): I could search around the world for the rest of my life, and I would never find anyone as pathetic as you or this website. Congratulations. (Anonymous_User43313): ARE YOU REALLY THIS BIG OF A LOSER (Anonymous_User43313): When you come back to the camera, you'd better be naked or else. (Anonymous_User43313): Guess what? I'm going to keep hitting this site until I run your power bill up to $25,000. Might want to start saving those pennies, pal! (Anonymous_User43313): I bet I have a bigger penis than you do. (Anonymous_User43313): I don't give a shit about you, I don't give a shit about this website, I don't give a flying fuck about fark.com. I'm drunk, horny, and I have the Playboy channel. See you later, loser! (Anonymous_User43313): I'll give you five dollars through paypal if you take off your pants and show them to the webcam. (Anonymous_User43313): Damn, you're a dumbass. (Anonymous_User43313): I have naked photos of Restil that I'll sell to the highest bidder. (Anonymous_User43313): Hey you stupid asshole, here's your obligatory racist trolling for the night. Eat shit and die. * ahem * NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER SPIC CHINK FAG HOMO NIGGER (Anonymous_User43313): I was wonder what the heck that thing was on your head. Oh yea, it's your face. Holy shit you're ugly. (Anonymous_User43313): You're making the baby Jesus cry. Stop it right now! (Anonymous_User43313): Everytime you put up a crappy webcam, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens. (Anonymous_User43313): LIVE SEXY WOMEN WHO WANT TO TALK TO YOU! CALL THEM AT 507) 358-1810 (Anonymous_User43313): Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooo Mister DORK! (Anonymous_User43313): I've spied on foot fungus that is more interesting than you. (Anonymous_User43313): Listen here, Scrappy. Fark.com is concerned about your welfare and lifestyle. We've agreed that you need to get a haircut, shave, get offline, and stop being such a nerd. Failure to comply with our demands may result in immediate mockery. (Anonymous_User43313): goddamn you're ugly (Anonymous_User43313): Now that I've seen your website, I have no more reason to live. I'm going to go throw myself out the window now. Goodbye. (Anonymous_User43313): I bet you're wearing a diaper, aren't you? (Anonymous_User43313): Did you ban me? Why? (Anonymous_User43313): Unban me or face the wrath of the God Stinky McWizzleteets! (Anonymous_User43313): My feet are stinky (Anonymous_User43313): You would look prettier in a dress. (Anonymous_User43313): Hi. Jeeves here. You people think you have a tough job, I've seen this guy naked. NAKED. I *still* have nightmares about that. And all he ever does is whine and moan about people not visiting his site. Well, I hope he's happy! ARE YOU?? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW SHITHEAD?? HUH??? HUH?? Fuck you. I quit! (Anonymous_User43313): Jeeves here again. I forgot to mention that he only showers twice a week, and he likes to walk around in his boxer shorts that have little hearts on them. What the FUCK is up with that? He never says hello, never asks me how my day's been, doesn't EVEN stop for a second to check my hard drive. Goddammit, I deserve some respect! I know all his passwords! I'll fuck some shit up if he doesn't start respecting me! I do all the work and HE gets all the credit! Damn you, Restil! Damn you to HELL! (Anonymous_User43313): all the credit! Damn you Restil! Damn you to HELL! (Anonymous_User43313): Hey, did you guys know that one of Restil's favorite websites is cartoonnetwork.com? It's true! He thinks the Powerpuff Girls are "cute." He even wrote them an e-mail asking them to come to his birthday party! Fucking schmuck! (Anonymous_User43313): Hey, did you guys know that one of Restil's favorite websites is cartoonnetwork.com? It's true! He thinks the Powerpuff Girls are "cute." He even wrote them an e-mail asking them to come to his birthday party! Fucking schmuck! (Anonymous_User43313): Hey Restil what do you think these guys would do if they knew you had been checking out bigpenis.com? (Anonymous_User43313): ooops guess I shouldn't have said anything about that. Sorry! (Anonymous_User43313): I bet Jeeves can kick your ass in a fight. (Anonymous_User43313): Stop smiling, stupid. (Anonymous_User43313): is it true you have a tattoo of a butterfly on your scrotum? (Anonymous_User43313): what the hell is that noise in the background (Anonymous_User43313): fark.com took a vote. You're out of the tribe and off the island. Scram, you goddamn geek. (Anonymous_User43313): I bet you and I could have some real fun with a chainsaw and some KY Jelly (Anonymous_User43313): okay skip the chainsaw then. How about setting for a beer and a set of autographed pictures of Oprah Winfrey? (Anonymous_User43313): 4 out of 5 dentists wouldn't reccomend this website to anyone. (Anonymous_User43313): Hey Captain Genius -- what are you going to do when your power bill reaches the $10,000 mark? Sell your blood? (Anonymous_User43313): I have a hobo tied up in my basement. (Anonymous_User43313): I'd like a large pepperoni with extra cheese, some breadsticks, and a 2 liter coke please. (Anonymous_User43313): Jeeves is getting angry. Appease him by showing him porn or face his wrath! - Jeeves (Anonymous_User43313): My nipples are two centimeters in diameter. (Anonymous_User43313): Ponce you little slut, shut up before I kick your ass. (Anonymous_User43313): Hey Beavis, check out this dork on the TV. Yea! Mmmmheh heh he sucks! Uhmmm...but that's not the TV. That's a com-pooper or something. (Anonymous_User43313): Ponce is wearing Powerpuff Girls boxer shorts. I know because I peeked! (Anonymous_User43313): A little known fact about Restil is that he thinks that the Smurfs are "really cute and cuddly." He even sent them an e-mail asking if they'd come to his birthday party, the fucking schmuck! (Anonymous_User43313): Ponce if you don't quiet down I will smack you around and make you my personal bitch! (Anonymous_User43313): youa re the suckiest suck that ever sucked. (Anonymous_User43313): Oh my god, you killed Kenny! (Anonymous_User43313): why are you smiling? do you have gas? (Anonymous_User43313): Jeeves is a whore (Anonymous_User43313): You have a look to you that makes me want to slap you. (Anonymous_User43313): So what are you drinking, sexy? (Anonymous_User43313): Paul is a gay name. I think from now on, I'm going to refer to you as "Jingle McTooster." (Anonymous_User43313): I drink my own urine (Anonymous_User43313): dude, this is some really boring shit. (Anonymous_User43313): I poop too much. Then I get tired. (Anonymous_User43313): holy shit you are such a dork (Anonymous_User43313): I make more money taking a dump than you probably do in a single year (Anonymous_User43313): Dude...you've got a WEBCAM hooked up to let people watch you 24/7 and you call someone ELSE a loser? Seriously. (Anonymous_User43313): Click, click, up goes the power bill. Hope you like living on the street, loser. (Anonymous_User43313): :) You are so gay. :) (Anonymous_User43313): Hey dumbass - I may be watching, but at least I don't have a webcam hooked up to let people laugh at me 24/7. Remember, they laugh AT you, not WITH you. You geek. (Anonymous_User43313): Didn't I see your picture on America's Least Wanted? (Anonymous_User43313): You've got a shit-eating grin on your face and you're proud of being a geek. Ever hear of something called a "mercy killing?" Ask your neighbors for assistance. I sure as Hell don't want to get close to you. (Anonymous_User43313): Remember : Just because you smile it doesn't make you any less ugly. (Anonymous_User43313): Hey Skipper, maybe you should go back to that island. Nobody on the mainland gives a shit. (Anonymous_User43313): You are one of the most pathetic people I ever saw. If there were a convention of pathetic people and you were attending, you would be the star. If pathetic were a breakfast cereal your face would be on the box. If you were any more pathetic your patheticness could only be registered by government satellites. If pathetic was a drink, you'd be pissing 24/7. (Anonymous_User43313): RUN FORREST RUN! (Ya fuckin' dumbass) (Anonymous_User43313): I can't figure out why you don't charge people for this site. Not to view it, but to turn that fucking webcam off. Eeeyech! (Anonymous_User43313): Isn't this website against the Geneva Convention? something about "cruel and unusual punishment" (Anonymous_User43313): I hope you are drunk or lost a bet, because if you didn't, this is some really stupid shit. (Anonymous_User43313): Goddamn, at least turn the camera to your TV set so we can watch something entertaining for once. (Anonymous_User43313): People who go into chat rooms are gay (Anonymous_User43313): I'm going to raise your electric bill so high not even God could pay it. Say bye-bye to your savings, loser!